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Rocco Desta Comedy - Bat Soup (A covid-19 poem)






I ordered dinner from Jackie Chan, 

Was a special soup made in Wuhan, 

He pored it from a rusty can, 

And fried it up in a giant pan, 

Jackie said it’s time to eat, 

But on my plate such weird meat, 

Did someone just turn up the heat? 

Why was everything going hazy, Acho! 

Why's everyone going crazy? 

I blanked out and woke up with a sore head, 

Naked on a hospital bed, 

TV camera on my face, 

'is this the end of the human race?' 

'is this the end of the human race?' 

'is this the end of the human race?' 

Aaaggghhhh!!!! .... .. 


Bat Soup!

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