The Legend of Rivers
The Rasta Quest
So your single then
Rivers, (his) Mum and Kenny all in a room.
Rivers is throwing a ball about a room.
Rivers dont through stuff about the room!
But you through dad out.
Rivers tears up and runaway
...and ill never forgive you for it.
Cut to kenny
so your single then.
Winks to Rivers mum.
Im not Gay, I'm Welsh
We see River's and Kenny walking down a road.
stop right there young elf!
rivers and kenny look back to see who was talking.
hey guys, im Boabby, The beast man and im here to...
Beast man? Arnt you human.
Human! Look at the bloody feet.
Dont all French look like that?
Of course not!
im not gay! Im welsh.
Anyways im here for that sword now give it to me.
Bring in on
charge at each other.
A screen pops up with the words 'important announcement'
we interrupt this fight to create dramatic tension
wait 5 seconds
now back to the fight.
Were Are They
princess Violet is hanging by her feet in a dungon. Boabby enters.
Tell me were that young elf and my rasta sword are.
I dont know why your so obsessed with that sword. I mean theres one even more powerful.
Tell me and you shall die peacefull.
come closer and ill tell you
Boabby walks over
its name is.
Vilot then headbut's boabby to the ground.
Rivers and Kenny enter the dungeon to find Boabby, and the princess hanging by her legs.
Beam of light at door causing a silhouette of Rivers and Kenny.
look at use fools you honestly think you can defeat me.
at least we dont spend all our time kidnaping princesses, get a life mate.
Anyways who in there right mind would ever love you.
what do you mean?
Im a great lover
zoom in to boabbys face
I practice on myself every night
zoom back out
I dont have time for this. Aahh..!!!
rivers charges at Boabby.
Rivers/kenny enter dungeon
you small fools, think you can defeat me.
thats not what your mum said last night
noone bad mouths mummy. Aahh..!!!
Boabby uses fox hat power and breathes out flames.