The
Legend of Rivers
The
Rasta Quest
So
your single then
Rivers
home
Rivers,
(his) Mum and Kenny all in a room.
Rivers
is throwing a ball about a room.
Mum
Rivers
dont through stuff about the room!
Rivers
But
you through dad out.
Rivers
tears up and runaway
Rivers
...and
ill never forgive you for it.
Cut
to kenny
Kenny
so
your single then.
Winks
to Rivers mum.
Im
not Gay, I'm Welsh
We
see River's and Kenny walking down a road.
Voice
stop
right there young elf!
rivers
and kenny look back to see who was talking.
Boabby
hey
guys, im Boabby, The beast man and im here to...
Rivers
Beast
man? Arnt you human.
Boabby
Human!
Look at the bloody feet.
Rivers
Dont
all French look like that?
Boabby
Of
course not!
Anyways
im...
Kenny
your
gay.
Boabby
im
not gay! Im welsh.
Anyways
im here for that sword now give it to me.
Rivers
Bring
in on
charge
at each other.
A
screen pops up with the words 'important announcement'
Voice
over
we
interrupt this fight to create dramatic tension
wait
5 seconds
now
back to the fight.
FIGHT
Were
Are They
princess
Violet is hanging by her feet in a dungon. Boabby enters.
Boabby
Tell
me were that young elf and my rasta sword are.
Violet
I
dont know why your so obsessed with that sword. I mean theres one
even more powerful.
Boabby
Tell
me and you shall die peacefull.
Violet
come
closer and ill tell you
Boabby
walks over
Violet
its
name is.
@&%*
You!
Vilot
then headbut's boabby to the ground.
Violet
Rivers!
Love
Rivers
and Kenny enter the dungeon to find Boabby, and the princess hanging
by her legs.
Beam
of light at door causing a silhouette of Rivers and Kenny.
Boabby
look at use fools you honestly think you can defeat me.
HaHaHa!
Rivers
at
least we dont spend all our time kidnaping princesses, get a life
mate.
Kenny
Anyways
who in there right mind would ever love you.
Boabby
what
do you mean?
Im
a great lover
zoom
in to boabbys face
I
practice on myself every night
zoom
back out
Rivers
I
dont have time for this. Aahh..!!!
rivers
charges at Boabby.
FIGHT!
Alternitive
Rivers/kenny
enter dungeon
Boabby
you
small fools, think you can defeat me.
Rivers
Small?
Zoom
in
Rivers
thats
not what your mum said last night
Boabby
noone
bad mouths mummy. Aahh..!!!
Boabby
uses fox hat power and breathes out flames.
FIGHT
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